Hello (10x)

Hello operator- Please connect me
To the human race- I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up- Won't you help me
Mrs. O

I had a really bad day- Can't you listen
Everybody's on [bad word]  but mine won't kick in
Everyon's mad, dumb or wicked
Mrs. O please help, don't go

Hello operator- Please connect me
To the human race- I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up- Can't you help me
Mrs. O

Well we're not united- in the USA
Its a total joke- in the USA
I guess my middle finger is my only hope
I wanna live and let live- live the good life
But I'm told no way- where's the good life?
The only explanation is "You'll learn someday"
Not me- No way!

Hello operator- Please connect me
To the human race- I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up- Can't you help me
Mrs. O

When you got a bad connection- FIGHT BACK!
When there's no connection- TURN YOUR BACK!
We've got no connection! Turn your, turn your, turn your back!
When there's no connection

Hello?
(Operator) Hello?
Um, yeah I'm trying to
(Operator) Please speak up sir, I can not hear you
Um, yeah I'm trying to get in touch with a human being
(Operator) Please hold I have to get my supervisor
What do you mean?
What?! NO!!

Hello operator- Please connect me
To the human race- I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up- Can't you help me
Mrs. O

We are so disconnected- I want some human touch
If I don't get connected I'm gonna cry!