Dance like nobody's watching you Randy 
And love like you've never been hurt 
Supersize it when you get hungry Randy 
And eat like it's the last night on earth 

You could be nobody in heaven 
Or you could be a star in [bad word] 
You could have a billion dollars and blow it all away 

Randy's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 

Randy's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 

Randy's got tonight 
He's got tonight 
He's got tonight 

Randy's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 

Cause we just wanna see the hot hot side of Randy

Now Randy said 
If you live in Japan 
You're japanese 
If you live in Canada 
You're gonna freeze 
If you live in a plastic house 
You'll never die in a fire 
If you work in television 
You're a [bad word] liar" 

Dont [bad word] unfocused Randy 
And everything'll be ok 
That confidence [bad word] in handy 
And everyone will be forced to say 

That Randy's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 

Randy's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 

Randy's got tonight 
He's got tonight 
He's got tonight 

Randy's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight