[Intro]
I don't know dude... 
I think everyone's all jealous and [bad word] cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude... 
And I think everyone's got a [bad word] problem with me dude... 
And they need to take it up with me after the show... 
Because... 
 [bad word]  
These chicks don't even know the name of my band... 
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... 
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... 
All because I'm the lead singer of my band... 

[Verse 1 - Eminem] 
So I get off stage right and drop the mic 
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like 
"What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady" 
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby 
They're all like "Oh my god it's him" 
"Becky oh my [bad word]  god it's Eminem" 
"I swear to [bad word] god dude you [bad word] rock" 
"Please won't you please let me suck your [bad word]  
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous 
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas 
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes 
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage 
So like every single night they pick a fight with me 
But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry 
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me 
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me 
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me 
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be 
This rock star [bad word]  it's the life for me 
And all the other guys just despise me be 
 [bad word]  
These chicks don't even know the name of my band... 
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... 
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... 
All because I'm the lead singer of my band... 
My band [repeated 9xs] 

[Verse 2 - Swifty] 
You just wanna see a [bad word] backwards don't you 
Hey dad [bad word] we don't rap on proto 
Smash these vocals and do a performance 
But we in the van and he in a tour bus 
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar 
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva) 
What the [bad word] is wrong with that dressing room 
Cuz my [bad word] is lookin smaller than a decimal 
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but 
All I did was read [bad word] Simmons book 
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map 
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back 

[Verse 3 - Kuniva and Konartis] 
Look at little punk [bad word] thinkin' he the [bad word] 
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick 
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue 
([Em:] No I had an interview not you two) 
You gonna be late for soundcheck 
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck 
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best 
You know what man I'ma say somethin 
Hey yo 
([Em:] You got somethin to say?!) 
Man no 
I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up 
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up 
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew 
When I was bout to talk right after you 
I swear, I swear man 
 [bad word]  
These chicks don't even know the name of my band... 
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... 
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... 
All because I'm the lead singer of my band... 

[Verse 4 - Proof] 
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not 
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park 
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot 
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts 
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan 
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band) 
We ain't a band [bad word] we don't play [bad word] 
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent 
And these guys they can find every area code 
([Em:] Proof carry my bag)  [bad word] carry your own <