This song was designed to make you feel lovely
By pointing out the flaws on your fat body
And pretending that we love then to make you feel pretty
But clearly you’re ugly

“WAIT WHAT?”

You know nobody loves those gross wrinkles by your eyes
Your huge thighs are hideous and your stomach is super-sized
You have to buy two seats on airlines whenever you fly
But that’s why you’re special to me

“OH WAIT THIS IS STARTING TO GET LITTLE WEIRD!”

Your big double chin and stretch marks make you stand out
I play guitar
Yes it’s [bad word] 
That’s you – you are huge
And look like a dude
But that’s why we love you

“YOU REALLY LOVE ME!”

Did we mention that you’re fat?

Hey can I sing about Harry for a second?

Sure.

I know everything about my pal Harry.
Like how he has a mole on the shaft on his mate
And those daily [bad word] that we do so secretly
Are what make my [bad word] 

Back to the things we like about that fat ape.
Both of your nipples look like pan cakes
Your bush hair is huge like Don King’s dew

But you’re perfect to me

“UM, I’M CONFUSED.”

What we’re basically saying.
Is your hideous.

You have zits
Hairy [bad word] 
And your lips smell like bad fish
But we love that gross [bad word] 

We’re not talking about the lips on your mouth
Who want’s to suck my d****

I will – never say never!

What the [bad word] Justin, this isn’t your [bad word] video!
Oh well, I was just answering the question dogg!

I got Louie for that!
Yeah!!~
Oh!

 [bad word] you guys!

Now where were we boys!

Ooo I let your little thing slip out of my mouth!

I’m sorry!
No, don’t be.
It’s tiny
Hey same with me!
And me.
And me
And me.

We all have little things.

Ok, great.

Can you guys help me out, I’m kind of stuck with these guitars.