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  G-Gsus4-
                          We were living here in alantown
                                  And its driving all our lives to the ground
                                When we woke up we were wasted and [bad word]                           Phil got shot we were beaten by a monk
                             Well I was happy and my life was good
                           Getting married like a dentist should
                         Roasting marshmallows on a stick
                                 I got [bad word] in the a-s by a girl with a d--k

                            But we’re living here in Alantown
                                 And they’re taking teddy’s fingers now
                               And im pretty sure im gonna lose my s--t
                    And shoot alan in the face
       Then shoot myself