It's Too Heavenly Here

CHARLIE:
It’s too heavenly here
It’s too peaceful and paradise like
Straight and narrow and much too nice like
Endlessly sunny and clear
It’s too heavenly here

It’s too blissful to bear
Calm and quiet and much too mellow
All my brain cells have turned to jello
Everyday feels like a year
It’s too heavenly here

I need some action, I need some juice
That crazy kind of feeling of playing fast and loose
Some razzle-dazzle and a little stress and strife
I gotta get some life in my life

But it’s too heavenly here
There’s no way you can be a sinner
Roll the dice, everyone’s a winner!
It’s so legit and sincere
It’s too heavenly here

What good’s a hustler without a scam?
I’m wasted talent that’s all that I am
But this operator is at the wrong address
Cause there’s nothing to finagle
And no one to finesse

ANGELS:
It’s so heavenly here
Pure and perfect, sublime and shining
Every cloud has a silver lining
Everyone’s full of good cheer
It’s so heavenly here

CHARLIE:
They’re all so saintly!
I just can’t relate
There’s gotta be an exit through that pearly gate
Behold a canine who’s been cut down in his prime
I may have done the crime
But I can’t do the time

'Cause it’s too heavenly here
All hallelujahs and hosannas
It could drive anyone bananas
I’m going out of my head
This joint is deader than dead
I’ll give you eight to three
It’s too heavenly

ANGELS:
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!

CHARLIE:
Too heavenly here!