[Intro: Mike Epps]
All these little young kids ain't got no direction [bad word]  these lil kids is on everything

[Hook: Mike Epps] [bad word]  painkillers, cigarette, weed
Hennessy, vodka, I’m on everything

[Royce Da 5'9"]
I’m on [bad word]  painkillers, cigarette, weed
Henny-henny, sober don’t interest me
I’m on everything
Bout to sip the liquor like it’s 'caine
That's how high I am
I take painkillers to ease the pain
Though I ain't in pain
No, we, ain’t the same, we [bad word] I’m on everything
‘Cept when I kick it, gout
Me sobering up, ha, alf [bad word] everything, acid tab, hash, ‘rooms
I done woke up with a [bad word] tiger in my bathroom
I am [bad word] high, high, high, high
Menace to society I feel sorry for your mother
Me and Vicious on ‘shrooms
Call us the Mario brothers
Back down, we never back down
Never laid out
Can’t put my back down

[Hook]

[Eminem]
Painkillers, I call ‘em ‘caine pillars
‘Cause they’ll hold me up when I take ‘em
I need a cane and pillows
I’m on everything
Sick when I kick it, barf
Me sobering up, [bad word] I [bad word] ya brain like a pill [bad word]  lets [bad word] a pill yeah [bad word]  I think I just [bad word] my last Tylenol 3 up
Grab the key up off the counter till the camp all left the crib
Man, whoda knew that 3 in the morning I’d still be up
Could barely see up over the steering wheel, crashed the whip, tore a tree up
On my way to the dealer’s, tryna re-up
Call me Brett Favre, spell it F-A-V-R, E, yep
It’s wrong, other words I just f-cked my RV up [bad word]  it’s on again yeah, break that Klonopin in half
While I smoke some chronic in the cab with Donovan McNabb
And I dye my hair back blonde again and laugh
I’m the real macaroni you cheesy [bad word]  I’m demonic with the craft
There’s a devil in my noodle, you angel hair pasta
Flows dreaded like some [bad word] tangled hair rastafarian, Jamaican, relax, man
I’ll send a [bad word] axe at you if you insist on a [bad word] accent
Bad and Evil is back with an epidural, c heck ya girl
‘Cause after we pop you up, we popping her up
So, [bad word] put ya feet up in these [bad word] Your boyfriend better find another [bad word] [bad word] to smash the stir up
We rap like we’re on

[Hook]

[Royce Da 5'9"]
I’m on [bad word] painkillers, cigarette, speed
Uh, classic!
It’s Eminem and him again, my sentiments exactly
I told that [bad word] to get at me, then the [bad word] attacked me
Kid you not, I’m lit up as [bad word]  tablecloth tucked in my pants
Then I’m hearing dishes drop, ’cause I walked away from my dinner with schmucks

[Eminem]
Then I aimed to the front of the K-Mart shopping center
Wit’ a coupon book and a hundred and ten bucks
And a bunch of change and wife beater with a mustard stain
I’ll [bad word] your brain like I’m [bad word] pills
What the [bad word] s the [bad word] deal?
This [bad word] s making me feel like I’m tryna do a [bad word] cartwheel up a hill

[Royce Da 5'9"]
How many bars, how many tabs?
A-c-i-d, y-e-s, ’cause I’m sniffin NYES

[Eminem]
F-u-c-ked up, and it’s obvious

[Royce Da 5'9"]
Smoking Henny in my chest

[Eminem]
I’m B-A-N-A-N-A-S

[Royce Da 5'9"]
I’m a C-O-C-O-N-U-T

[Eminem]
Put this CD in and you’ll see
The sequel to Scary Movie, bad is to evil, the roofie to Roethlisberger

[Royce Da 5'9"]
You are gonna wind up six feet deep
Under that [bad word] creek so I hope that you want preservers

[Eminem]
You could put a [bad word] on the plate
Silverware on the tablecloth to serve us
You don’t bring [bad word] to the table
I mean your grill like a Seville when a mark gets murdered
You pushing the envelope, and I’m shovin’ that whole post office further
Right off the surface, to the serpents in the darkest and the farthest corner

[Royce Da 5'9"]
How many bars, how many bars
Maui, wowee, sour diesel, how many jars
To all m