Sometimes, something beautiful happens in this world. 
You don't know how to express yourself so you just gotta sing: 
I Just had [bad word]  and it felt so good 
woman let me put my [bad word] inside of her 

I just had , and I'll never go back 
To the not havin'  ways of the past 

Have you ever had ? I have it felt great 
It felt so good when I did it with my [bad word] 
girl let me do it, it literally just happened 
Havin'  can make a nice man out the meanest 

You'll never guess where I just came from I had  
If I had to describe the feelin' it was the best 
When I had the , man my [bad word] felt great 
And I called my parents right after I was done 

Oh hey didn't see ya there guess what I just did? 
Had , undressed, saw her boobies and the rest 
That was sure nice of her to let ya do that thing 
Nice of any girl ever , now sing! 

I Just had [bad word]  and it felt so good 
woman let me put my [bad word] inside of her 
I wanna tell the world 

To be honest I ‘m surprised she even wanted me to do it 
Doesn't really make sense, but man [bad word] it 
I ain't one to argue with a good thing 
She could my wife 
That good? 
The best 30 seconds of my life 

I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her 
Cause honestly I'd have  with a pile of manure 
But with that in mind a soft, nice smellin' girl's better 
Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater 

So this one's dedicated to them girls, who let us flop around on top of them 
If you're near or far, whether short or tall, I wanna think you all for lettin' us [bad word] you! 

She kept lookin' at her watch 
Doesn't matter had  
But I cried the whole time 
Doesn't matter had  
I think she might have been a racist 
Doesn't matter had  
She put a bag on my head 
Still counts! 

I just had  
And my dreams came [bad word] 
So if you've had  in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me 
I JUST HAD [bad word] 
Everybody sing 
And it felt so good 
We all had  
woman let me put my [bad word] inside of her 
I just had , and I'll never go back 
To the not havin'  ways of the past