So [bad word] what!

 Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton
 I've been to Eastbourne too
 So what, so what
 And I've been here, I've been there
 I've been every [bad word] where
 So what, so what
 So what, so what, you boring little [bad word] 
 Well, who cares, who cares what you do
 Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

 Well, I've [bad word] the queen, I've [bad word] Bach
 I've even sucked an old man's [bad word]  So what, so what
 And I've [bad word] a sheep, I've [bad word] a goat
 I rammed my [bad word] right down its throat
 So what, so what
 So what, so what, you boring little [bad word] 
 Well, who cares, who cares what you do
 And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

 And I've [bad word] that, I've [bad word] this
 I've spewed up on a pint of [bad word]  So what, so what
 I've had skag, I've had speed
 I've jacked up until I bleed
 So what, so what
 So what, so what, you boring little [bad word] 
 Well, who cares, who cares what you do
 Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

 A-hahaha!

 Yeah!

 I've had crabs, I've had lice
 I've had the clap and that ain't nice
 So what, so what
 I've [bad word] this, I've [bad word] that
 I've even [bad word] a school girl's [bad word]  So what, so what
 So what, so what, you boring little [bad word] 
 Well, who cares, who cares what you do
 And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

 So what!
 Yeah