Stay The Hell Away From Saudi Arabia - It's the worst place in the world (исполнитель: American Dad)

Francine: Greatest country in the world?

♪♪ We packed our bags, we hopped a plane ♪♪

♪♪ We left our happy home ♪♪

Stan: Uhh, Francine, singing's kind of illegal here...

Francine: ♪♪ The culture seemed a bit insane but you said, hey, when in Rome... ♪♪

Stan: Uh, Seriously Francine, ixnay on the inging-ay

Francine: ♪♪ Maybe you got no reason [bad word]  but I've got no Y chromosome... ♪♪

So here's what I don't like about Saudi Arabia...

♪♪ You can’t go out unless you are escorted by a man, ♪♪

♪♪ And when you do, [bad word] home with a butt crack full of sand. ♪♪

♪♪ No alcohol, [bad word] and cokes and no Dom Perignon, ♪♪

♪♪ At least a girl can have a smoke. ♪♪

Man: But not on Ramadan!

Francine: ♪♪ Oh, it’s a land of joy, if you are a boy, ♪♪

♪♪ But if you are a girl, it’s the worst place in the world. ♪♪

Stan: Okay Francine we get it.

Francine: Oh, but I’m just getting started.

♪♪ American girls we do pilates, starve ourselves until we’re hotties, ♪♪

♪♪ Why? Because we like our bodies, check me out you uptight Saudis! ♪♪

♪♪ Oh it’s so awfully grand. ♪♪

Stan: [bad word] on Francine stop singing. ♪♪

Francine: ♪♪ If you are a man. ♪♪

Stan: ♪♪ I’m only back up singing. ♪♪

Francine: ♪♪ If you don’t take me home soon Stan, I think I’m gonna hurl. ♪♪

♪♪ It’s the worst place in the world. ♪♪

Stan: I started this point system and she’s way behind.

Francine: ♪♪ I only want to see the world, explore and socialize, ♪♪

♪♪ But in this town I can’t so much as look at other guys, ♪♪

♪♪ ‘Cause if I did, they’d call me harlot, [bad word]  adulteress, ♪♪

♪♪ I bet my last riyal you fellas won’t approve of this. ♪♪

♪♪ Who wants a kiss? ♪♪

♪♪ It’s great if you're from Mars, but not if you're from Venus, ♪♪

♪♪ If you wanna drive a car, you better have a [bad word]  ♪♪

♪♪ So if you’ve got a [bad word]  ♪♪

Man: Ooh!

Francine: ♪♪[bad word]  ♪♪

Man: Eee!

Francine: ♪♪ clitoris. ♪♪

Man: What is a clitoris? *Stan [bad word] shoulders*

Francine: ♪♪ And a labia... You see where I’m going with this. ♪♪

♪♪ Stay the [bad word] away from Saudi Arabia! ♪♪

Man: [bad word] #33; *Francine is thrown into a transportable jail cell*

Francine: STAN! *Stan looks on in silence, end scene.*
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