From Scotland's bonnie shores we set sail
In search of alcohol, the [bad word] s holy grail
Cos a pirates life is empty without booze
The situations dire, we've got nothing lose

To England we ride
With vengeance on our minds
Well kill the monks, and get dead [bad [bad word] on lads, it's cloister burning time!

Buckfast Powersmash
Buckfast Powersmash
Buckfast Powersmash
Buckfast Powersmash

I'm not sure what's in it except for caffeine
Despite having [bad word] it since I was thirteen
It sells by the barrel in China and Spain
I'll get [bad word] once more on that Lurgan Champagne