[bad word] on down to our house 
All the neighbors are away 
We're invitin' everyone 
We got take out and everything 
The local P.D.'s been around 
That's one right over there 
And the chick that's sittin' on his face 
Is glad that he is here

There isn't a time frame 
Been doing it all week long 
 [bad word] on by babe 
And bring your friends along

Don't know what you're missing 
Having a [bad word] of a time 
Don't know what we're doin' 
But I think we're doin' fine

We got a band playin',the singer's really fat
The cat is in the dryer 
Who's the [bad word] who did that 
Someone's in the backroom, 
I think they're gettin' high 
If they don't unlock the bathroom 
I'll just have to go outside

Got no worries Movin' right along 
And what a great night, babe 
To do what you think is wrong

Don't know what you're missing 
Having a [bad word] of a time 
Don't know what we're doin' 
But I think we're doin' fine 
Nobody's leavin' 
Cause we're all too [bad word] to drive 
Three days later we're still here 
And I think we're doin' fine

Don't know what you're missing 
Having a [bad word] of a time 
Don't know what we're doin' 
But I think we're doin' fine 
Nobody's leavin' 
Cause we're all too [bad word] to drive 
Three days later, we're still here 
And I know we're doing fine