Dry your eyes till [bad word] Try and greet the early sun
Sing yourself a happy tune
Dinnertime [bad word] soon (woo-hoo!)

Wipe those teardrops from your eyes
'Coz no one likes to see you cry
Wear a smile upon your dial
You'll enjoy it!

If you try (if you try)
But if you're shy (if you're shy)
Medication's something you can buy

The right kind of pill will set you on your way
And you'll enjoy a happy day
With lots of things that you can do
It's good for me it's good for you
 [bad word] and join the happy crew (happy crew!)
'Coz we're all feeling happy too (happy too!)
And we can show you what to do
You can be sedated too!

Here's a jacket made for you
For lazing in the afternoon
There's such soft walls and what a view
You'll enjoy it!

If you try (if you try)
But if you're shy (if you're shy)
Pretty soon you might start thinking

The right kind of pill will set you on your way
And you'll enjoy a happy day
With lots of things that you can do
That's it for me that's it for you

A-la-da-da-dee-dah