Oh, well imagine as I'm pacing 
 The pews in a church corridor,
 And I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear 
 An exchanging of words:
 "What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!" 
 Says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
 "Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, 
 The poor groom's bride is a [bad word] "

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people 
 Ever heard of closing a [bad word] door?!"
 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things 
 With a sense of poise and rationality.
 I'd chime in "Haven't you people 
 Ever heard of closing a [bad word] door?!"
 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things 
 With a sense of...

Well in fact I'll look at it this way, 
 I mean technically our marriage is saved!
 Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne!
 Oh! Well in fact I'll look at it this way, 
 I mean technically our marriage is saved!
 Well this calls for a toast, 
 So pour the champagne, pour the champagne!

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people 
 Ever heard of closing a [bad word] door?!"
 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things 
 With a sense of poise and rationality.
 I'd chime in "Haven't you people 
 Ever heard of closing a [bad word] door?!"
 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things 
 With a sense of poise and rationality.

Again.

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people 
 Ever heard of closing a [bad word] door?!"
 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things 
 With a sense of poise and rationality.
 I'd chime in "Haven't you people 
 Ever heard of closing a [bad word] door?!"
 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things 
 With a sense of poise and rationality.

Again