Well, I walked out of work
And I was tired as [bad word] 
Another [bad word] and gone and oh well
Somewhere there's a drink with my name on it

Well, I ordered a Scotch as I bust through them doors
Spilled half on my jeans
The other half on the floor
When I saw you standing by that video game

Well, I ain`t very good
But I get practice by myself
Forgot my one line
So I just said what I felt

If only you were lonely,
If only you was lonely too,
If only you was lonely
I`d go home with you

Twenty push-ups this morning, that was half my goal
Tonight I`ll be doin` pull-ups
On the toliet bowl
And somewhere somebody`s throwin up

Well, I broke the seal on my door
And I poured myself to bed
The whirlpool spinning around in my head
Around in my head
There was liquor on my breath
And you were on my mind

And I`ll be dreamin of that smile
Without a care in the world
If only you were lonely,
If only you was lonely too,
If only you was lonely

I walked out of the kitchen
I was tired as [bad word] 
Another day`s here and oh well
Somewhere there`s a smile with my name on it.