For the benefit of Mr. Kite
 There will be a show tonight on trampoline
 The Hendersons will all be there
 Late of Pablo-Fanques Fair
 Have you seen it? It’s great. They got stuff.

 Over men and horses hoops and garters
 Lastly through a hogshead of real fire!
 In this way Mr. K. will challenge the world!
 With the blue people! They're great! They're just... chilled out!

 The celebrated Mr. K.
 Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate.
 Nice neck of the woods.
 The Hendersons they’re gonna dance and sing
 As Mr. Kite flies through the ring don't be late.
 Messrs. K and H. assure the public 
 Their production is second to none baby.
 And of course Henry The Horse gonna do the waltz!

 Oh you gotta see it, it’s genius! I mean she’s ready, she’s got the stuff and movement and waltz. Horses how do they do that stuff? You gotta give her sugar, you know, and shes called Henry and it’s a lot of explanation but don’t worry about it kids. Ok? Just tune in, turn off, drop out, drop in, switch off, switch on, and explode.

 The band begins at ten to six
 When Mr. K. performs his tricks without a sound
 And Mr. H. will demonstrate
 Ten somersets he's gonna do on solid ground.
 Whatever they are!

 Having been some days in preparation
 splendid time is guaranteed for all
 And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill baby! Across the universe.

 It's me! I'm on top of the bill! I spent years getting to this point! I’m bloody brilliant. This is golden, you gotta see what I do man. I got horses, and dogs, and cats, and monekys, and blue people. Its just , its such a collection. I spent years putting it together. You gotta watch it. You gotta see it. It’s me. In the thing! Yeah!