All these [bad word] wanna lick my ice cream
 I'm telling you, son, I'm living your dream
 These [bad word]  they just dig my blue [bad word] eyes
 (Oh my god)
 I save the best for last - surprise

 All these [bad word] wanna lick my ice cream
 I'm telling you, son, I'm living your dream
 All I wanna do is to lick your ice cream
 Please, give us girls a little something that will make us scream
 When I was a bachelor even hoes would turn me down
 Honey you ain't funny but you acting like a clown
 My dog walked around with a diaper just incase
 I would be desperate enough to try and [bad word] him in the [bad word]  But now that I have a girlfriend, all these [bad word] want me bed
 They call me the ice cream man (and [bad word]  your ice cream is nice)
 I serve it on a cone with two giant balls
 And you swallow it even if [bad word] up your nose
 Yum yum

 Please, please
 Lick lick, lick lick
 Ice cream
 Lick lick, lick
 Oh my god
 Oh
 Lick, lick lick