Walked in the yaoi room and saw something obscene
300 hot, young girls were staring at the screen
Naked, animated men engaging in foreplay!!
That girls assumed that kind of scene applied to Q and J
But we're not [bad word] #33;
No, we're not [bad word] #33;

We know that lots of you would be in fangirl bliss
If you would get to see Wolfwood and Reno kiss
But that won't fly with us no matter what you say!
Our private parts remain very far away!
'Cause we're not [bad word] #33;
No, we're not [bad word] #33;

No, we're not saying there's anything wrong with that
Just for that other team, we simply do not bat!

Outside we've seen you all cosplaying with yourselves
Dressed up like ninjas, pirate whores, and magic elves

You text, you glomp, you squee
You love your anime!

Girls are boys
And boys are girls
And baby, that's okay!
But we're not [bad word] 
No, we're not [bad word] 

No we're not [bad word] #33;
We don't kiss boys!
No male  toys!
You know who's boss,
Like Wolfwood's cross!
We don't dig dudes!
We think [bad word] #33;
We will not lick,
On Reno's stick!

We're not [bad word] #33;
Not [bad word] #33; (x14)

We like Broadway!
Aiken for Clay!
We macromae!
We bake souffle!

..That's kinda [bad word] 
Well!
In that case,
Let's all be [bad word] #33;
The old fashioned way

Oh, Izzy!
Iz he not!
Fabulous!

Nathan Lane!
Kevin Spacey!
John Travolta!
Tom [bad word] #33;
Don't forget the girls: Ellen!

And as they say...
We're gonna have a [bad word] old time!!!