[bad word] (2x):]
 Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
 My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady
 Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
 My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady

 Ahem.. excuse me!
 Can I have the attention of the class for one second?

 [Eminem:]
 Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
 Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
 Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
 Try 'cid and get [bad word] up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
 My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
 But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
 And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
 Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
 Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
 Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
 Got [bad word] off and ripped Pamela Lee's [bad word] off
 And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
 I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my [bad word]  Faster than a fat [bad word] who sat down too fast
 C'mere [bad word]  (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
 I don't give a [bad word]  God sent me to [bad word] the world off!

 [bad word] 

 [Eminem:]
 My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
 Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35
 I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
 And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)
 Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
 Flashed the bartender, then stuck my [bad word] in the tip cup
 [bad word] over pedestrians
 In a space ship while they screaming at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
 Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
 I just found out my mom does more dope than I do  [bad word] )
 I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
 Make a record about doing [bad word] and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
 You know you blew up when the [bad word] your stands
 And try to touch your hands like some screaming Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
 This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
 (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
 So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, [bad word] '

 [bad word] 

 [Eminem:]
 Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
 Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
 I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die  [bad word] that!)
 I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh yup!)
 [bad word] or going? I can barely decide
 I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
 All my life I was very deprived
 I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!)
 Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
 I spit when I talk, I'll [bad word] anything that walks (C'mere)
 When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
 HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
 YOU AIN'T GOT NO [bad word]  (WAHHH!)
 I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
 Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
 I'm steaming mad (Arrrggghhh!)
 And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
 Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had

 [bad word]