Oh no
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I think I farted again, I made people leave,
Offended my friends.
Oh baby, I just gave it a push,
I didnt know it was that serious,
I could knock down wild horses,
It smells so fragrant to me.

Oh baby, baby
Oops, Im breaking some wind,
I ripped a big [bad word]  I feel so ashamed,
Oh baby, baby,
Please dont think I'm a hog, I swear its the dog,
I've got that flatulence.

"Britney- before you go on stage there's somthing I want you tohave"
"Oh... Its beautiful! But wait a minute, isnt this...?"
"Yes. Yes it is. Gas-x and Beano. I went to the pharmacy to getit for you."
"Oh, you shouldnt have!"
"I had no choice, baby!"

Oops I farted again, my cheeks ripped apart,
There's no-one to blame, oh baby,
Oops, there's a [bad word] gas escaping my [bad word] 
I've got that flatulence.
(Loud farting noise)
Oops......