Valium
pay attention to tension
or didn't i mention
that lately, you've been a drag
'cause if you don't get help,
i'll get it myself
a thousand cures in a bag
Valium
it's the price you pay for requiem
make the boring days go away

Howard
what's the use of going out?
there's not much to talk about
the price is high outside my door
i know what a couch is for
all I need is my TV, maybe a sandwich
but first, a cigarette

Howard on Valium
hey, what's this?
oh, wow
i really love cats
girls are nice
exactly what would be in a city named Bearsville?

Valium on Howard
get those things off my chest!

Howard on Howard
no doubt about it
a good philosophy and one [bad word] of a rock and roll genius
that's him all over

Bearsville
exactly what is inside of me?