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Seems a downright shame Shame? Seems an awful waste Such a nice, plump frame Wot's his name has Had Has Nor it can't be traced Business needs a lift Debts to be erased Think of it as thrift as a gift If you get my drift, no? Seems an awful waste I mean, with the price of meat What it is? When you get it If you get it, hah Good, you got it Take for instance, Mrs Mooney and her pie shop Business never better using only pussycats and toast And a [bad word] #39;s good for maybe six or seven at the most And I'm sure they [bad word] as far as taste Mrs Lovett, what a charming notion Well, it does seem a waste Eminently practical And yet appropriate as always, it's an idea Mrs Lovett, how I've lived Without you all these years, I'll never know How delectable, also undetectable Think about it Lots of other gentlemen'll Soon [bad word] #39; for a shave Won't they? Think of all them pies How choice How rare For what's the sound of the world out there? What, Mr Todd? What, Mr Todd? What is that sound? Those [bad word] noises pervading the air Yes, Mr Todd, yes, Mr Todd Yes, all around It's man devouring man, my dear And then who are we to deny it in here? These are desperate times Mrs Lovett and desperate measures are called for Here we are, now, hot out of the oven What is that? It's priest, have a little priest Is it really good? Sir, it's too good, at least Then again, they [bad word] sins of the flesh So it's pretty fresh Awful lot of fat only where it sat Haven't you got poet, or something like that? No, y'see, the trouble with poet is 'Ow do you know it's deceased? Try the priest Heavenly Not as hearty as bishop, perhaps But then again Not as bland as curate, either And good for business too Always leaves you wantin' more Trouble is We only get it on Sundays Lawyer's rather nice If it's for a price Order something else, though to follow Since no one should swallow it twice Anything that's lean Well then, if you're British and loyal You might enjoy Royal Marine Anyway, it's clean Though of course it tastes of wherever it's been Is that squire on the fire? Mercy, no sir, look closer You'll notice it's grocer Looks thicker, more like vicar No, it has to be grocer, it's green The history of the world, my love Save a lot of graves Do a lot of relatives favors Is those below serving those up above Everybody shaves So there should be plenty of flavors How gratifying for once to know That those above will serve those down below Now let's see, here we've got tinker Something pinker Tailor? Paler, Butler? Subtler Potter? Hotter, Locksmith? Lovely bit of clerk Maybe for a lark Then again there's sweep If you want it cheap And you like it dark Try the financier, peak of his career That looks pretty rank Well, he drank, it's a bank Cashier, never really sold Maybe it was old Have you any Beadle? Next week, so I'm told Beadle isn't bad till you smell it and Notice 'ow, well, it's been greased Stick to priest Now then, this might be a little bit stringy But then of course it's fiddle player No, this isn't fiddle player, it's piccolo player 'Ow can you tell? It's piping hot then blow on it first The history of the world, my sweet Oh, Mr Todd, ooh, Mr Todd What does it tell? Is who gets eaten, and who gets to eat And, Mr Todd, too, Mr Todd Who gets to sell But fortunately, it's also clear That, but everybody goes down well with beer Since marine doesn't appeal to you 'Ow about rear admiral? Too salty,