Sometimes I think about silly things

It's easy to do if you have the time

Often happens when I'm falling off to sleep

After a second glass of wine

The clock is [bad word] out

Down by one or could be tied

I'm fading back

Winding up

The championship on the line...but...

What if there was a road to heaven

That's what came to me today

Would there be Traffic jams with diamond lanes

Potholes filled up with rain

Would there be Tolls still left to pay

If there was a road to heaven

Made of gold or made out of clay

Would the Angels wave me up the hill

Or in my mirror just fade away

I've never been the kind a man who hits his knees

Got no answers for big questions

I don't know...

Maybe tomorrow lightning will hit me on the head

And we can find out if we're just a joke

Jesus I'm told can build a bridge

Finer than any other man

There's a certain peace to an country road

With a wheel in your hand

If there was a road to heaven

Would there be laws I must obey

If I drove my mustang 85

Late one night turned out the lights

Would the stars still light the way

If there was a road to heaven

Made of Gold or Made of Clay

Would the Angels lead me up the hill

Or in my mirror just fade away

Night turns morning

The old man should be snoring

I got to get some sleep before I'm awake

Up with the monkeys

I sure love the monkeys

But This job ain't all cookies and cake

Sometimes I think about silly things

It's easy to do if you got the wine

In The Eagle we're landing

I'm the President

Or a foreign king

With a harem from Encino to [bad word] 

But if there was a road to heaven

It'd be one long and crazy ride...

If there was a road to heaven babe

That's a road that I'd like to find.