Песня взята из видео [bad word] /www [bad word] watch?v=oPofh1UiMKA

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Confidence is walking around crowbar in hand killing what is known as
HALF LIFE
And Antlions can be avoided with use of the Gravity Gun powered by what is known as
HALF LIFE
G-Man's got a briefcase. He can stop time and generally scares the [bad word] out of me
HALF LIFE
Who's that Doctor Breen guy? You should cut down on the crazy pills, mate, you [bad word] army is never the solution!

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All the headcrabs
So many headcrabs
They all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their half life

Know what I mean?

I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays when I [bad word] awakened by the Vortigaunts
HALF LIFE
I put my HEV suit on, grab a health pack, and think about leaving City 17
HALF LIFE
I feed DOG, I also stack crates to get over walls, it gives me an enormous sense of well-being
HALF LIFE
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day, safe in the knowledge that Black Mesa will be always be teeming full of zombies and manhacks

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Half life... HALF LIFE!
Half life... HALF LIFE!

It's got nothing to do with your [bad word] gunships, Stalkers and other crazy [bad word]  you know

And it's not about whether they'll keep releasing crappy episodes instead of giving me a nice meaty threequel to deal with

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By Michael Rose