It was the day your mother 
married Mr. Alan Rickman, 
he takes to his English garden 
and feeds you tea and oranges...

He speaks of all the books he's read 
and he tells you all the things they said 
and how he knows every position in the Kama Sutra, how does that suit ya?

Alan Rickman you're an evil man 
and i wont be a part of your evil plan!

I said oh no I wont!

You ask him who would he be 
if he could be anybody
And he says he'd be Sean Connery.
'Cuz everyone loves Scottish boys 
and Irish tennors,
And you always had a thing for 
Ewan McGreggor

Alan Rickman you're an evil man 
and i wont be part of your evil plan... 

no no no no get out of my head hey!

Alan Rickman takes you to his English garden and feeds you tea and oranges...

Is he your father or is he your lover, 
these are the kinds of things 
that make a good girl wonder...

You'll be my rocking horseman and 
Ill be your girl on the bike...

Alan Rickman...