Uno, dos, tres, quatro!

Oh Romeo!
Where do you have your Juliet now
Oh Romeo!
Where do you have your girlfriend now

You used to be the one
Everyone wanted to be
(Everybody wanted to be)
You used to be the one
And only for those girls
But look at you!

Oh Romeo!
Where do you have your Juliet?
Romeo! Where's your girlfriend?
Oh Romeo!
Where do you have your Juliet?
Romeo! Where's your girlfriend?

You never thought
Somebody like her [bad word] in your way
You never thought, no
Your lady in chains
Could walk out on you

Yesterdays flowers
They don't mean much now
(Flowers they don't mean a thing)
You treated her just like dirt
And now it's too late
So look at you

Oh Romeo!
Where do you have your Juliet?
Romeo! Where's your girlfriend?
Oh Romeo!
Where do you have your Juliet?
Romeo! Where's your girlfriend?

I know you know
The lady was a ten out of ten
She was a knockout!
Everybody knew
About the two of you
And why a son of a gun
Like you let her go

If you can't treat your lady
With respect
(You're not a [bad word] man for her)
Hand her over to real men
To somebody who cares
Who respect her!

Oh Romeo!
Where do you have your Juliet?
Romeo! Wheres your girlfriend?
(Where is your little pretty girlfriend?)
Oh Romeo!
How could you do this to her?

Romeo, oooh-o-oooh, Romeo!
Romeo, oooh-o-oooh, Romeo!

Oh Romeo!
Where do you have your Juliet?
Romeo! Where's your girlfriend?
(Where is your little pretty girlfriend?)
Oh Romeo!
Where do you have your Juliet?
Romeo! Where's your girlfriend?

(Girlfriend)