Seven p.m., sittin’ in my bedroom
Gotta grab this and I gotta grab that
Got to grab my owl, got to go downstairs
See Mad-Eye with Polyjuice Potion
Drinking on and on, everybody’s morphing
taking that stuff, [bad word] me
Blimey, this is strange! Where are my friends?

I am on my right hand
I am on my left hand
Wow, we’re identical!
(Mad-Eye) Where’s the real Harry?
(Harry) Um, here!
 [bad word] 
It’s Deathly Hallows
Got to destroy a [bad word] Everybody’s looking forward to the movie,
Part 2!
It’s Deathly Hallows
Got to destroy a [bad word] Everybody’s looking forward to the movie 

Voldemort, Voldemort SUCKS!
Voldemort, Voldemort, YES!
Die, die, die, DIE!
Looking forward to the movie 

7:45, we’re camped in the forest
Ron, shut up with that [bad word] radio
Ron, Ron, gotta kill Ron
It sets my teeth on edge
(Ron) Babbity Rabbity, Cackling Stump? …Eh?
I got this, you got that
They seem useless

Hating on Ron Weasley
Dancing with Hermione
Got to go to Godric
That is where they died

It’s Deathly Hallows
Got to destroy a [bad word] Everybody’s looking forward to the movie, part 2
It’s Deathly Hallows
Got to destroy a [bad word] Everybody’s looking forward to the movie

My parents, my parents died
My parents, my parents, why?!
Sad, sad, sad, sad
Looking forward to the movie

Now for some Parseltongue!
(Parseltongue interlude)

It’s Deathly Hallows
Got to destroy a [bad word] Everybody’s looking forward to the movie, part 2
It’s Deathly Hallows
Got to destroy a [bad word] Everybody’s looking forward to the movie

Dobby died, Dobby died, NO!
Dobby died, Dobby died, HOW?!
Cry, cry, cry, cry
Everybody’s looking forward to the movie

It’s Deathly Hallows
Got to destroy a [bad word] Everybody’s looking forward to the movie, part 2
It’s Deathly Hallows
Got to destroy a [bad word] Everybody’s looking forward to the movie

Partyin’, partyin’ yeah!
Partyin’, partyin’ yeah!
Deathly Hallows
Looking forward to the movie