Suzy said to me one day long ago.
 She said honey please dont join the Corps.
 They like to do nothing but fuss n fight.
 N they look kinda wierd with those high n tights.
 They got bad table manners and they are so [bad word] 
 They got a warm sense of humor and their jokes [bad word] 

 I said suzy let me tell ya what ill do.
 Ill join the corps just for a year or two.
 I packed my trash and I headed to the plane.
 I went to the place where they made Marines.

 Parris Island was the name of the place.
 The first thing I saw was the drill [bad word] face.
 He had razor creases and a smokey bear.
 Mountain climbin [bad word] everywhere.
 O yeah

 Well suzy said its me or the Corps.
 I cant take this life anymore.
 I looked at suzy with a big ol' grin
 I havnt seen suzy since I dont know when.