Good afternoon ladies and gentleman, this is your captain.

Ricky Ricardo.
Keep me back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.
Kaptn.
Keep me back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.

Hey, hey, hey, hey Lucy.
I'm home.
Where you been?
Oh, I know.
You been conga dancing?
Well me too.
Now you got some splaining to do.
This ain't about me, it's about you.
Everything you sayin' ain't [bad word] 
I never [bad word] the b in apartment 23,
Cause she f*cking the dude in 22.
Got hands all in her gato.
Hot sauce to her taco.
Turned her face to Picasso.
Head, this is rittatto.
Boom.

Baby, I went Ricky Ricardo.
But you be Lucy Goosey,
When you be on that bottle.
Say you wanna leave me,
Cause you caught me cheating.
Baby, I ain't worried, worried, worried.
I know.

Keep me back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.
Keep me back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.

Boom.
See that girl like va-va-va-va-voom.
Show a naked [bad word] like uh-ba-baboon.
Watch me do my wapabaloo.
Early in the morning get the [bad word] a-doodle-doo.
They call me the captain.
Two girls, four [bad word] bouncin'.
So proud of my Johnson.
That's Johnson, Johnson, and Johnson.
I don't f*ck with no socks.
Cold feet, I'm gon' stop.
Get up off of those sheets.
Unless you doin' my laundry.
I am the white Tyrese.
Sweet [bad word] talk to me.
But please don't try and seduce me.
Cause girl, I really love Lucy.

Oh baby, I went Ricky Ricardo.
But you be Lucy Goosey,
When you be on that bottle.
Say you wanna leave me,
Cause you caught me cheating.
Baby, I ain't worried, worried, worried.
I know.

Keep me back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.
Keep me back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.

Lucy Goosey!
Hey I admit, I went a little bit too Ricky Ricardo, didn't I mamasita?
But you are my flower.
Sorry Lucy, I went Ricardo.
I know you'll be back tomorrow.
Get your whining [bad word] out my carro.
She will be back, that's mamarro. [bad word] here mamasita.
You're my floresita. [bad word] meet your [bad word] here mamasita.
You're my floresita. [bad word] meet your fajita.

Dinner's ready!

Cause I'm Ricky Ricardo.

Keep me back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.
Keep me back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.

Keep me back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.
Keep me back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.

Keep me back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.
Keep me back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.

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