I'm going out west where the wind blows tall,
Where Tony Franciosa used to date my mom.
They got some money out there,
They're giving it away.
I'm gonna do what I want
And I'm gonna get paid,
Do what I want
And I'm gonna get paid.

Little brown sausages lying in the sand,
I ain't no extra, baby, I'm a leading man.
Well, my parole officer will be proud of me
With my Olds 88 and the devil on a leash,
My Olds 88 and the devil on a leash.

I know karate, Voodoo too,
I'm gonna make myself available to you.
I don't need no make up,
I got real scars.
I got hair on my chest,
I look good without a shirt on.

I don't lose [bad word] In a high speed chase.
My friends think I'm ugly,
I got a masculine face.
I got some dragstrip courage,
I can really drive a bed.
I'm gonna change my name to Hannibal
Or maybe just Rex,
Change my name to Hannibal
Or maybe just Rex.

I know karate, Voodoo too,
I'm gonna make myself available to you.
I don't need no make up,
I got real scars.
I got hair on my chest,
I look good without a shirt on.

I'm gonna drive all night,
Take some speed.
I'm gonna wait for the sun
To shine down on me.
I cut a hole in my roof
In the shape of a heart.
And I'm going out west
Where they'll appreciate me,
Going out west where they'll appreciate me.
Going out west, going out west, going.