Two's a party but three is a crowd
My daddy told me that three's not allowed
But am I sinning if I walk into a room
With the scent of evil doom
I think I'll listen to my daddy today.

My daddy told me to stay away
If I saw situations like today
But would I suffer if I disobey
Or should I listen to what daddy says
He says

Two's a party but three is a crowd
My daddy told me that three's not allowed
But am I sinning if I walk into a room
With the scent of evil doom
I think I'll listen to my daddy today.

Now my daddy he's an honest man
He tries to teach me what a daddy can
He's always said "You need to understand,
"That two is a party but three's out of hand boy!"

Two's a party but three is a crowd
My daddy told me that three aren't allowed
But I sinning if I walk into a room
With the scent of evil doom
I think I'll listen to my daddy

My daddy! Oh my daddy!
Yeah my daddy warned me not to play
I think I'll listen to my daddy today

Two's a party but three is crowd.