When the downtime’s long
and the news from the [bad word] looks all wrong
and the patch notes talk of nerfs to your champ
hang on

Don’t let yourself QQ
’cause everybody cries
everyone gets nerfed
sometimes

sometimes balance is all wrong
now it’s time to sing along

When your epic is gone
and you feel like buying Ashe
and you think you’ve had too much of Malzahar
hang on

Everyone gets nerfed [bad word] in your skill
everyone gets nerfed

Don’t whine on the official [bad word] ooooooooh no
Or if you do, at least whine in an amusing rap battle
When you feel like you’re alone
five hundred guys who play Fiddle say you’re not alone

When your nukes are gone
and the cooldown on your ulti seems too long
and you think you’ve had too much Endless Rage
to hang on
Everyone gets nerfed
sometimes everybody whines
everyone gets nerfed
sometimes
everyone gets nerfed
sometimes
so hold on
hold on
hold on
hold on
hold on
nerf Vlad that son of a b..
hold on
hold on
everyone gets nerfed