Do you want me to party?
You want me back at yakety-yak?
Do you drive around a lot?
Drive around since I care?
Do you want me to send a letter or a note?
I won't

Fallin' in love for the first time, my my my
Fallin' in love for the hundred millionth time
Do you want me to send a letter or a note?
I won't

Keep them cards and letters
I'm thinking and I'll think my fill
Do you want me to hide it?
Want me [bad word] an' see?
Do you want me to drive it?
Wrap it up C.O.D.
Do you want me to send a letter or a note?
I won't
Do you want me to send a letter or a note?
I won't

Drive me crazy, drive me to look back
Get out of my bed, get outta my yakety-yak
Do you want me to send a letter or a note?
I won't
Well, I won't
No, I won't