I had a soul transplant operation
 Coz my bypass didn't function
 So now I'm keeping on my toes
 'Til I see your one man show

 Show me magic
 Show me magic
 Show me magic
 Show me mad

 Wouldn't it be nice to know
 What the paper doesn't show
 What the TV doesn't say
 And what my hamster's ate today?

 Show me magic
 Show me magic
 Show me magic
 Show me mad

 God! Show me magic
 God! Show me magic
 God! Show me magic
 God! Show me mad

 Show me magic
 Show me magic
 Show me magic