And then the lights came on
In the middle of the night
What i should do with my life
How i should spend my time
I'll be a stock broker and I'll get me a wife
Gave the diamonds cut
And have the diamonds

Let's all gather at time square
Let's all say a prayer
For Walter Disney
And Mike Tyson
At Madison Square Garden

And then the lights came on
In the middle of the night
What i should do with my life
How i should spend my time
I'll be a stock broker and I'll get me a wife 
Gave the diamonds cut
And have the diamonds

And Jesus said, 'There's a girl's best friend'
And [bad word] they'll last forever'
And Jesus said, 'Now take her hand
And raise this harlot's [bad word] sun.'

And then the lights came on
In the middle of the night
What i should do with my life
How i should spend my time
I'll be a stock broker and I'll get me a wife
Gave the diamonds cut
And have the diamonds

And afterwards, we'll all go to [bad word] When the money's all spent
When the money's all gone
There'll be a place for us in heaven's gate
Waiting for us on lay away

And then the lights came on
In the middle of the night
What i should do with my life
How i should spend my time
I'll be a stock broker and I'll get me a wife
Gave the diamonds cut
And have the diamonds

And oh what a pity the world's not white
Oh what a shame i don't have blue eyes
God must have been a color blind
If i made the world it would be all white

And oh what a pity the world's not white
Oh what a shame i don't have blue eyes
God must have been a color blind
If i made the world it would be all white

And oh what a pity the world's not white
Oh what a shame i don't have blue eyes
God must have been a color blind
If i made the world it would be