Santa Baby, slip a Venus DeMille under the tree for me
Been an awful bad boy
Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Baby, horse and phaeton with a driver too, that'll do
I’ll wait up for you dear
Santa Pudding, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I’ve missed
Think of all the poppies that I haven’t kissed, that’s a lot
Next year I could be twice as good
If you’ll check off my Christmas list

Santa Baby, I want a pink and frilly hot air balloon festooned
With baby elephants!
Santa Baby so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa, Honey, there’s one thing I really need, the key
To a vault of Champagne!
Santa boopie, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Poodle, and fill my stocking with a unicorn
Adorned with the Hope Diamond please!
Santa Baby so hurry down the chimney tonight
 [bad word] and trim my palace please
With some decorations made by
Steve LaNasha and Kevin Santos, please
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you believe in me too

Santa jiggles, I forgot to mention one little thing
The right to wear a ring,
I mean Shawn’s getting impatient!
So sparkly
Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight, ooh

Hurry down the chimney tonight

Heh, Stop that tickles

Hurry tonight

I’ll be waiting up for you!
I don’t think I can sleep!