Got a flip-top pack of cigarettes in her pocket 
Feeling good at the top 
Shopping in sharp shoes 
Walking in the sunshine town feeling very cool 
But the butchers and the bakers in the supermarket stores 
Getting everything she wants from the supermarket stores 
Apples and oranges 
Apples and oranges

Cornering neatly she trips up sweetly 
To meet the people 
She's on time again 
And then I catch her by the eye then 
I stop and have to think 
What a funny thing to do 'cause 
I'm feeling very pink 
Apples and oranges 
Apples and oranges

I love she 
She loves me 
See you 
See you

Thought you might to know 
I'm the lorry driver man 
She's on [bad word] 
Down by the river side 
feeding ducks by the afternoon tide 
(quack quack) 
Apples and oranges 
Apples and oranges 
Apples and oranges