Once there was a wicked witch
In the lovely land of Oz 
And a wickeder, wickeder 
Wickeder witch that never, ever was 

She filled the folks in Munchkin Land 
With terror and with dread 
Till one fine day from Kansas 
house fell on her head 

And the coroner pronounced her: dead. 
And through the town the joyous news [bad word] 
The joyous news that the wicked old witch 
Was finally done in 

Ding Dong! The witch is dead 
Which old witch? 
Well, oh! The wicked witch 
Ding Dong! The wicked witch is dead 
(Oh yeah, happy day) 

Wake up you sleepy head  [bad word] your eyes 
Get out of that bed 
Wake up! The wicked witch is dead 

She's gone where the goblins go 
Below, below, below, yo ho 
Let's open up and sing 
And ring those bells out 

Sing the news out 
Ding Dong! The merry o 
Sing it high and sing it low 
Let them know the wicked old witch is dead 

Well, everyone's glad 
She took such a crownin' 
Bein' hit by a house 
Is even worse than drownin' 

Let 'em know the wicked old witch is dead