Migi te ni wa ALE Hidari te ni wa FISH & CHIPS!
ALE nonde FISH kutte PUB tte GO PAREDO!
Miwaku no sekai e LET'S GO!
Te o totte wa ni natte [bad word] ze chikyuu go
Norinori na ongaku de zekkouchou!

Kurosu mittsu awasatte, UNION FLAG
Itsumo shinshi na oresa He-ta-li-a

"MASTER! MIX NUTS hitotsu!
Omaera, kyou wa omou zonbun tanoshinde ike yo!"

ALE nonde NUTS kutte PUB tte GO! Parade
Gakki o [bad word] koushin da
Minna de seeno de gassou sureba
Tatta hitotsu no uta kansei sa!
BASS tantou wa ore Igirisu!

"Maa ore ga [bad word] ongaku ga [bad word] ze."

Ishi-zukuri no machinami
Utsukushiku hibiku BIG BEN
Ima mo mukashi mo kawarazu toki o kizami [bad word] ze

(Let's enjoy, everybody!) Ken-yaku wa kenja no ishi
(Let's enjoy, everybody!) Demo tama niwa [bad word] hodo LET'S DRINK BEER!
(Let's enjoy, everybody!) [bad word] dai-kansei
(Let's enjoy, everybody!!)
"Nanda~, BROWNIE, PIXY,
Omaera mo kiteta noka. Issho ni tanosimou ze.
...Kusuguttai tte, yamero yo, baka."

ALE nonde FISH kutte PUB tte GO! Parade
MELODY wa bankoku kyoutsuu sa
Itsutsu no tairiku to nanatsu no umi o
Norinorina TEMPO de dai-oudan!

Asu e tsuzuiteku MAGICAL CARNIVAL
"Orenchi no mahou o mikubin'na yo!!"
Kurosu mittsu awasatte UNION FLAG!
UNICORN mo tomodachi sa, HETALIA!

"Aa, omae mo asobini kite kuretanda. Genki dattaka?
Minna ni kakomarete [bad word] nante saikou daze.
MASTER, ALE mou ippai!"