wow wow wow wow...

Tooku kara Kiteimasu
NEVADA kara Kiteimasu

PASUPOOTO chanto arimasu
Sukoshi nara YEN mo motetemasu
O-sushi ga mawatte [bad word] 

Minna SHINSETSU kiitemasu
KAMINARIMAN wa chikai desu ka?
Kotoba ga tsuujizu [bad word] 

Dakedo...
MI·KA·TA
SAMURAI wa dochira de aemasu ka?
MI・KA・TA
Yamato nadeshiko juushichi henge

Kono kuni ni YUME ga
 [bad word] no desu ne?
PAO! PAO! PAO! PAO!
PAO! PAO! PAO! PAO!

KATAKOTO de　So sorry
NIHONGO wa MUZUI desu

O-DAIBA megami [bad word] 
AKIHABARA ni mo [bad word] ga
KYUUTII HANII otoko no ko [bad word] 

Seijika uso o tsukimasen
Sensei wa seito mamorimasu
Zeikin muda ni wa tsukawanai desu

Dakara...
MI·KA·TA
Doko kara [bad word] wa akete kimasu ka?
MI·KA·TA
RYOUMA wa naite yashimasen ka?

Kono kuni ni hokori
 [bad word] no desu ne?
PAO! PAO! PAO! PAO!
PAO! PAO! PAO! PAO!

wow wow wow wow...

NYUUSU KYASUTAA wa konya mo
Shizumi kittemasu kurai kao
Miteite tottemo kawaisou desu

Dakedo...
MI·KA·TA
BUSHIDOU wa Shuto kousoku desu ka
MI·KA·TA
KABUKIZA wa kabuki machi ni wa nai

MISO SUUPU no
Gu wa toufu to WAKAME
Nattou wa tottemo
NEBADA...SHADABA...DABADA

MI・KA・TA
Sore de mo [bad word] utaimasu
MI・KA・TA
Anata o shinjite odorimasu

Sore demo NIHON ga
 [bad word] 
PAO! PAO! PAO! PAO!
PAO! PAO! PAO! PAO!
PAO! PAO! PAO! PAO!
PAO! PAO! PAO!