You're falling for a Douchebag Doucheba-a-g
You're falling for a Douchebag Doucheba-a-g
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He takes longer than you to get ready
He shaves his legs but swears he's not [bad word] 
He lotions up other girls at the beach
Romantic night to him is chuck e cheese

Oaa-oh-oo-o-ooooh
Oaa-oh-oo-o-ooooh
He'll let you down 
Let you down down

Oaa-oh-oo-o-ooooh
Oaa-oh-oo-o-ooooh
Tell you to lose some pounds
Lose some pou-pounds

He always makes you cry so girls don't be surprised
Cause you're falling for a Douchebag baby
You hope that he would change
But he'll just say the same
Cause you're falling for a Douchebag baby

You're falling for a Douchebag Doucheba-a-g
You're falling for a Douchebag Doucheba-a-g

Yeah

He's an excuse for a man who get's his tan from a can 
F-ford tatoo on his hand cause he's so cool
(Dude I'm so cool)
He makes you message his feet
His dog sits in the front seat
His farts are never discrete
And he'll always be a tool

I wanna love you
You know I would do anything for you 
I wanna help you 
But you just keep on letting him hurt you

He'll hurt you

He always makes you cry so girls don't be surprised
Cause you're falling for a Douchebag baby
You hope that he would change
But he'll just say the same
Cause you're falling for a Douchebag baby

You're falling for a Douchebag Doucheba-a-g
You're falling for a Douchebag Doucheba-a-g
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