Every once in a while there is a shooting star
People say they're good luck, but even if they are
There's not a star in motion that could help me now
I'm in serious trouble, and I don't know how
pack of deadly creatures followed me back here
I am desperately hiding as they're drawing near
I wish I knew what to do or where I lost my way
So I'm carefully thinking back to yesterday

I was just a normal chap
But I shoulda brought a map
I shoulda
Shoulda woulda coulda woulda
Shoulda woulda coulda woulda

I got lost and I wound up on a dirt road
I saw signs, and in retrospect they did bode
Bad things, but I [bad word] and I still drove
Through to a town where my bad luck overflowed

Everybody in town was nowhere to be seen
So I parked near a house that was marked thirteen
I went up to the door, but there was no one there
And when I turned around, my car was gone, I swear
So I ran to a pay phone but there was no tone
I had an eerie feeling in my very bones
And soon it started to rain, and there was no way out
I couldn't hold my [bad word]  and began to shout

Maybe this was a bad idea
Oh no
Maybe this was a bad idea
Oh no

I was stuck in the rain and I was mad as [bad word] So I began [bad word]  but then I slipped and fell
I tumbled down a hill into a cemetery
I shouldn't have to tell you it was freakin' scary
I tried to stand back up, but something held me down
dead, rotting arm was reaching from the ground
I was utterly helpless till I saw the Sword
I quickly sliced my captor yelling "PRAISE THE LORD!!"

Then I saw the living dead
It was then I shoulda fled
I shoulda
Shoulda woulda coulda woulda
Shoulda woulda coulda woulda

But I stood like a pillar in a hallway
I knew I'd be slaying demons that day
I stared at the rotting heaps of pure decay
And I charged with the force of a gamma ray

It happened in slow motion, I began the fight
Some sort of power kept me going through the night
With that mysterious Sword beheading beasts and ghouls
Just me versus them, without [bad word] But many more kept rising up from shallow graves
I did my best to fight them, but they came in waves
And soon it was too much, just demon after demon
So I ran as quickly as I could, screamin'

Maybe this was a bad idea
Oh no
Maybe this was a bad idea
Oh no
This was a bad idea

So here I am, hiding from Fate
I can't win, it's just too late
But something must be done
Yes sirree, this war must be won
I know this, I won't die hiding
I know this, I must keep fighting
I don't know who the winner's gonna be
But there's just one way to see

It's time to kick some zombie [bad word]  lah lah lah lah lah lah
It's time to kick some zombie [bad word]  lah lah lah lah lah lah