I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola la-la-la-la lola

Well Im not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola la-la-la-la lola
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola la-la-la-la lola la-la-la-la lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy wont [bad word] home with me
Well Im not the worlds most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
La-la-la-la lola la-la-la-la lola
Lola la-la-la-la lola la-la-la-la lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well thats the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
La-la-la-la lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
La-la-la-la lola

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy Im gonna make you a man

Well Im not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and Im glad I'm a man
And so is lola
La-la-la-la lola la-la-la-la lola
Lola la-la-la-la lola la-la-la-la lola