And so a generation’s passed Annabel married at last 
And she had a son she named Edgar but alas 
She died when he was 10 his heart was broken but since then 
He’s grown and found his darling Fay with whom he wants to wed 

The red haired dwarf he had a son when the son turned 31 
He stabbed his father so new mob boss he’d [bad word] 
As his father slowly died he told his son with tear stained eyes 
he was the proudest that he’d ever been in his entire life 

cat burglar’s around who is the toast of the whole town 
His is the most daring heists ever to abound 
In reality in fact it’s two 18 year old girls and 
Their pet albatross Simon and a brilliant mouse named Sam 

In the Botanist’s Lodge they’ve bred a plant who can think thoughts  [bad word] by opening its petals on and off 
But alas one day it went into a deep meditative trance 
Searching for enlightenment and has not made a move since then