Doo wah diddy diddy diddy dum diddyu doo 
(God [bad word]  it's some honkies in this mother [bad word] tonight 
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo 
Oh oh oh ah yeah 
(You [bad word] came anyway, huh) 

(Brother Marquis) 
I met this [bad word] standing on the bolck 
Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo 
She'll suck on my [bad word] if I buy her a rock 
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo 
Got the [bad word] (got the [bad word]  
She got jacked (she got jacked) 
Punched her face (punched her face) 
And I took my money back 

(Luke) 
I was walking down the street when i met this lula 
Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo 
She had a mouthpiece and a nice soup cooler 
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo 
She sucked my [bad word] (sucked my [bad word]  
Licked my balls (licked my balls) 
Kissed my [bad word] (kissed my [bad word]   [bad word]  this [bad word] ll do it all 

(Brother Marquis) 
I met this bit at a quarter past 12 
Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo 
When I took her [bad word] home the [bad word] smelled like [bad word] 
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo 
Summer's Eve (Summer's Eve) 
Massengil (Massengil) 
Wash your [bad word] (wash your [bad word]   [bad word] kill that funky smell 

(Luke) 
I saw this [bad word] walking down the block 
Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo 
Between her legs she had a big red spos 
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo 
Was [bad word]  (was [bad word]  
Was it blood? (was it blood) 
My [bad word] (my [bad word]  
My [bad word]  I don't know what the [bad word] it was 

(Brother Marquis) 
I met this girl and she tried to act [bad word] 
Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo 
She was from the projects of Liberty City 
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo 
Bangkok (Bangkok) 
Rag top (rag top) 
Cross me (cross me) 
And bet your [bad word] you'll get drepped 

(Luke) 
I saw this [bad word] tricking at the bus stop 
Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo 
I said you sissy [bad word] you know you oughta spop 
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo 
Spreading AIDS (spreading AIDS) 
Punk [bad word] (punk [bad word]  
Watching [bad word] (watching [bad word]  
You know a real [bad word] ain't about all that [bad word]