We're doin work, put the towers up for you jerks
You laugh and you smirk, you arrogance it drives me berzerk
My feelings are hurt, my patience thin and I'm getting irked
We should just fall back and let your sorry [bad word] get merked
you know we can't do that cause we're too dedicated
We build your nexus and towers while unappreciated
We sacrifice ourselves in droves, everyone of us harmed
but don't be alarmed, I'll just tell my kids their mom got farmed
That should be easy right? Their little faces greeting me
Dad you're home early, where's mom? We'll she got killed you see
The enemy had left the lane and we don't really know why
but our champ let her die, mumbled something about xp deny
But don't you worry about it cause she's in minion heaven
where everyone is promoted and hangs out in the nexus
Won't have to work another day in her life
It's just too bad it's all a lie, you straight up killed my wife

We're the minions, don't you dare call us creeps, respect the guild
We watch the towers go down but we always rebuild
We might be slaves but we take pride in our jobs
and you know we'll never back down from enemy mobs
Cause we're the minions and every single one of us is [bad word] skilled
We always move forward even while our friends are killed
We'll never give up our sense of duty never wanes
Cause every minion here was born into this world to push the lanes

Imagine being a siege minion hanging out in the back
you watch your whole squad die just for bloodthirster stacks
and you can try to deny it but you best face the fact
that there's a 99% chance you won't make it back
Seems like a sad existence but it's all that we got
can't even hit the other champs unless your ally is shot
we might get stronger over time but it's not by a lot
we're not allowed to reposition so we're constantly caught
but we don't mind it, we hit the lanes and grind it
if your defense has a weakness we're surely gonna find it
stay in formation so you know what's in store
use the same tactics as the British in the empire wars
That's right we stand in line, happy to follow [bad word] We might seem like we're lacking tactics but we really arent fools
We've just been told to act like mindless drones and not take a stand
So they can say that minions have no souls, it's all propaganda

We're the minions, don't you dare call us creeps, respect the guild
We watch the towers go down but we always rebuild
We might be slaves but we take pride in our jobs
and you know we'll never back down from enemy mobs
Cause we're the minions and every single one of us is [bad word] skilled
We always move forward even while our friends are killed
We'll never give up our sense of duty never wanes
Cause every minion here was born into this world to push the lanes