Prepare your stomach to set sail on the virtual sea of pizza!

Well it happened in the month of June 
The crew'd been partying since noon 
The sun had not yet even sunk 
But we were [bad word] [bad word] 
The beast it called from deep inside 
We knew there was no way to hide 
Hunger creature attacking 
Appease the foodening 

Piled in the car and hit the streets 
In search of eats on which to feed 
The destination this epic day 
The pizza buffet 

$3.49 
All you can eat pizza 
$3.49 
Pasta and eats at 
$3.49 
The price denotes the mark of the feast 

We climbed across the buffet table 
Devouring all that we were able 
And when your average men would drop 
We didn't [bad word] stop 
We cleaned out the entire store 
Pizza warriors, we righteous four 
We razed and pillaged this delicious land 
Buffet vikings 

$3.49 
All you can eat pizza 
$3.49 
Pasta and eats at 
$3.49 
The price denotes the mark of the feast 

MARK OF THE FEAST!!! (4x) 

The foodination was strong this day 
And we annihilated the whole buffet 
But when we asked the counter girl for more 
She turned and pointed us to the [bad word] door. 

PAY HEED TO THE SIGN!! 
ALL YOU CAN EAT!! 
IT SAYS FOR $3.49, 
NOW OUR DEMANDS ARE CLEAR 
IF YOU GET IN OUR WAY 
YOU'LL PERISH ON THIS DAY 
FOR NO ONE CAN CONTAIN, 
THE [bad word] FOODENING!!!