Someday you will look back in fear 
On all the time that you spent here 
And at that moment 
Youll wish you hadnt spent 
All your book money on beer 
Your friends are high, your grades are low 
Couldnt shake a stick at what you know 
But when [bad word] to blood alcohol 
You get a 4.0

Your eyes are red 
Your lungs are black 
Stabbed us all right in the back 
How could you sell out like that

Try to fit in with everyone 
If you dont drink in the dorms 
Then youre no fun 
You swore [bad word] til death 
But youre still young 
Not even [bad word] til twenty-one 
When you went to school 
I learned for sure 
If you arent now you never were 
And if you have a single conviction 
You dont know what its for

Your eyes are red 
Your lungs are black 
Stabbed us all right in the back 
How could you sell out like that

To see the bands you never go
You dont support the bands 
You used to know 
Heres a hint in case youre slow 
Lollapalooza is not a show 
You lost the edge 
and thats not the worst 
The sad thing is youre not the first 
Our friendships done, it really hurts 
But maybe I could have 
All of your old shirts 
Your Wide Awake record 
and Chung King too 
They cant be worth that much to you 
Maybe this is not so bad 
Because now i own 
all the things you had 
You swore youd be edge to eternity 
But now you're pledging a fraternity

Your eyes are red 
Your lungs are black 
Stabbed us all right in the back 
How could you sell out like that