[bad word]  Repeat 2X
I dont know why this world keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it would stop and let me off right now
Yes man
As the World Turns
We all experience things in life
Trials and Tribulations
That we all must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience
[Eminem]
I hang with a bunch of hippies
and wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roaches
and light up like jack-o-lanterns
Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
Cuz we're dope as [bad word] and only get a 2 in the source
They never should've booted me out of reform school
Deformed fool, takin the [bad word]  now warn Bulls
They threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
It all started when my mother took my bike away
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman [bad word] the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin
And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead,
He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed
May be [bad word]  till I told this [bad word] in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah [bad word] you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny
Craig
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!)
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that [bad word] by her hair [bad word] her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop
While I drop this [bad word] face down and watch her belly flop [bad word] As the World Turns
These are the days of our lives
These are the things that we must go through
Day by day
[Eminem]
We drive around in million dollar sports cars
While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report
cards
Outsiders, and we suing the courts
Cuz we dope as [bad word] and only get a 2 in The Source
Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park [bad word] I met a [bad word] and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a bagel and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as [bad word] and I don't get paid till the first of next
month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothin funny
Cuz you know your stinkin [bad word] is too fat to try to [bad word] me
I went to grab my gun
Thats when her [bad word] put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
Started causin a scene
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smokin crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do was rape the [bad word] and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran threw alleys, parkin lots, and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her [bad word] porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced [bad word] Looked around the room
Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you're in there [bad word]  I got my gun [bad word] 
You might as [bad word] out now
She said [bad word] in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin [bad word] [bad word] She said [bad word] her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around [bad word]  twist