There was a fat man
That wasn't worried
'bout his condition
He wasn't married
Till one day he met a woman
That he liked from head to toe
So then he stopped all
All of the drinking
All of the smoking
But the he bothered
Aroun' in town
Visiting the bar beer
Well she loved him
But she dropped him

Lo(oo oh oo oh oo oh)nely
Christmas brother
Lo oo oh oo oh oh oo oh

Now that I'm sober
She don't want me back
Now that it's over
She don't give a [bad word] 
Well the fat man
He bought a batman
For his little nephew
But hi didn't like it
He shouted
Drop in the crop
On a little pot town
little shot
And a little fot town

So then the fat man
He got exited
He started shouting
Through the walkie talkie
Aroun' in town
Well then he got fired
Cause he was smelling up the taxi

Lo(oo oh oo oh...

Now that I'm sober
She don't want me back
Now that its over
I'm loosing my track
Now that its over
She don't give a [bad word] 
I don't belong to some [bad word] I did no wrong [bad word] lady
You got me wrong I'm not your honey
What have I done someone help me

Lo(oo oh oo oh..

Now that I'm sober
She don't want me back
Now that it's over
I'm loosing my track.......